Look Alive Twenty-Five - Janet Evanovich

Ranger had been making sandwiches for hours. He didn't have a speck of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on him. His station was immaculate. Every sandwich had been perfect and cut with precision.
"Impressive," I said.
He smiled. "I have good knife skills."

This is the funniest thing in the book so far. I may have even chortled."