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I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory.
An entertaining read and certainly not as naughty as I thought it was going to be considering the title. Talk about extreme lengths though. Heh eh I said extreme lengths. *snorts* But really what I meant was the King really wants to make sure his daughter grows up ignorant about the facts of life, so when this innocent Princess is getting nightly visits from a phantom phallus she is completely clueless as to what it is which leads to some interesting situations for the royal family. And that ending? LOL