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Laila and her sister Mindy head out into the woods to avoid a boring family party. While Mindy smokes a joint, Laila teases her that Bigfoot is out there. When there’s rustling in the brush from something large, they take off running, Mindy leaving Laila far behind. Soon, it’s just Laila. And Bigfoot.
How do these women keep from shitting themselves when they encounter something like Bigfoot out in the forest? I think I’d be like, “Run! Run fast as fast can be!” Not, “Oh, how soft and cuddly and big. Big hands. Big feet. I think I’d like to fuck him.” And he’s soft and smells good. How?! Oh, because he scares off hikers and then loots their packs left behind. Wtf? Do they have industrial-sized conditioner in their packs? Because hello? That’s a lot of fucking hair/fur on a Bigfoot! Ok, ok, so it’s not supposed to be realistic, but shit. Hey, speaking of shit…I wonder, does it stick to his fur? *waves hands around* Nevermind. Laila sure knows how to tame the wild beast. If you like gentle, giant, fur-covered virgins then this is the one for you.
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