I've noticed quite a few of these floating around my feed, so I figured I'd post mine for those who may be curious.


1 bite ~ Ugh. I hate it. It has left a bad taste in my mouth. This could also be listed as a DNF book.




2 bites ~ Ok, I tried it, but wasn't impressed. 



3 bites ~ It's decent fare and I can live off it, but it is not an orgasm for my taste buds.



4 bites ~ Now, we're talking. This is quite tasty and I can see myself enjoying it over and over again. 



5 bites ~ Every bite is a full-bodied orgasmic taste bud experience. I want more and more. I can eat this fantastic shit every single day.