Romance Novel - P.J. Jones

Deadward: "If you hadn't blown me off of you with your explosive gas, I might have killed you."


Inwardly, Smella was cringing. Not because he had almost killed her. She was mortified her sweet dainty colon was capable of catapulting vampires.


This book is filled with this kind of stuff. I love parodies! Especially when one is making fun of Twilight.