Amy and the Ankylosaurus - Amanda Lash

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Amy’s ex, Magnus, wants her back. She doesn’t want him back. Especially since he fucked her sister. But he’s determined to win her back, so he builds a machine that opens a portal to other dimensions. And since Amy loves dinosaurs, that’s a dimension he opens. Does he get Amy back? Well…

 

My God, there is a lot of geeky talk about alternate dimensions and time travel in this one. I spaced out for a bit there, but at least it was an intellectual info dump. So, Magnus McDouchebag wants Amy back and he thinks the way back into her pants is by building a portal leading to her favorite thing, dinosaurs. Once Amy figures out it’s not a trick, what does she do? That’s right folks! She runs straight into the dinosaur-filled portal like the stupid twat she is. Shit, I wanted Magnus to just close the portal and leave her there. But then we wouldn’t have been witness to the dino hand job Amy had to give Anky (the ankylosaurus) in order to get back to the portal alive. At least I didn’t have to read about huge dino cock, teeth and claws penetrating any and all orifices. A simple hand job was a nice change. Fuck. I can’t believe I just said that. Just goes to show the things I’ve been reading. LOL

Source: http://imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2015/10/monster-porn-monday.html